askcmpunk:
Seriously, don’t half the roster got access to a computer or something? Where are you guys?
((This has been me asking for more ask wrestlers seeing how it’s pretty dead for just 5 guys now and it’s mostly cheeseburger, bboilxrandy, and vince is a player hater jokes. Come on, make an ask wrestler, tell me who you want to be in my ask and keep it in character.))
Seriously, you guys, Randy, Ted, Vince and Chris aren’t no fun. They always go out drinking when we are done blogging and expect me to be the DD. How bout, NO. Get the fuck on a computer, you numbnuts.
DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEESEBURGER?! :D
(via askcmpunk-deactivated20120329)
No questions? Fine.
But no food?!
No.
friggin’.
FOOD?!
Okay. Who did I piss off? Huh? Who’s sun did I block with my huge ass this time, huh? No questions, I can deal with. BUT COME ON, PEOPLE. The “Feed The DiBiwalrus Movement of 200Forever” is FOREVER ON-GOING. Drop me SOMETHING. ANYTHING. I haven’t eaten in 20 minutes. 20 MINUTES. NO FOOD FOR 20 MINUTES IS A LIFETIME, PEOPLE.
ANYTHING, YOU GUYS. Filet mignons, pasta, rib-eyes, donuts, croissants. CROISSANTS. The more home-made, the more boner-inducing better! I’m begging you!
…
Actually, I’m gonna beg you for questions too.
OR OR OR OR.
What the hey, I’m The Fortunate Son, I gots dat money-money-yeah-yeah. HOW MUCH. HOW MUCH FOR YOUR QUESTIONS. HOW MUCH FOR YOUR HOME-MADE CROISSANTS. GIMME.
So. This is totes legit now. No more going back.
You got questions, I got answers.
You got food, I’ve got a blackhole for a stomach.
LET’S DO THIS.
